Happy Friday everyone! I want to make this very clear. I am loving, loving, loving New York City. I am trying to embrace every aspect of this experience, but I have come to this conclusion. I am not cut out for NYC mornings. I hereby dedicate this post to our daily commute into the city each and every day.
Its starts just like every other morning of my life. Freakishly waking up before my alarm goes off and obsessively compulsively checking the time to make sure I don't sleep in. (Blame this on my obsession with being on time... its like dancer discipline to the extreme.) Do the hair, put on the dreaded pink tights, pack the spandex so I am not doomed to the pink tights for the rest of the day, and out the door.
There are five of us who tackle the subway together. Sometimes its better to have a support system, emotionally and to ensure you don't doze off and miss your stop.
The F train arrives at exactly 7:59 every day. We have timed this perfectly so we can swipe the cards and walk on. Of course its 8 am on a weekday so half of Brooklyn is trying to get to Manhattan, so we all huddle around a single pole.
As more and more Brooklyn residents join us, the train gets very complicated, very quickly. It involves shuffling and maneuvering so everyone can fit, but be careful if you shuffle in the wrong direction and get too close. You may get a few choice words thrown in your face. I have only seen it once, but believe me, one F bomb on an early morning train is all it takes to make the entire commute a huge awkward silence.
14 stops later. Congratulations! You made it. Too bad the 4th Avenue F train stop is 3 levels underground. 6 flights of stairs later, you reach daylight. Relief! Then a firetruck zooms by you, a woman stops in the middle of the sidewalk to pick up her dog's poop, and that homeless guy is asking you for money again. Must keep going. Oh and don't get hit by that Taxi. They all honk, how are you supposed to know they are honking at you?
Finally Joffrey Ballet School! Like a beacon of hope is Hispanic Elvis. Yes, I said Hispanic Elvis. From what I can tell, he is in no way related to the school, but each and everyday he stands by the front door with his slicked back hair and awesome shades. Like a true gentleman, opens the door for every student. Its usually paired with some comment about how we are beautiful like the sunshine. Some think he's a creep, but I think he's awesome.
Grand Finale, 5 flights of stairs. If your feeling lazy, you can take the elevator, but it only goes up to the 3rd floor so be prepared to walk up stairs anyways.
yep. I'm exhausted too.