I couldn't make this up.

My life never fails to amaze me. You can never tell what is going to happen when you wake up. This Friday was filled with particularly crazy events. Here is a play by play. Once again, I couldn't make this stuff up.

• On our commute to class, we walk out of W 4th Street stop. A man starts asking us if we would like to donate to someone.. it was to early to comprehend. Then he asked for a group hug. I'm not sure if we were still sleep walking, or if he was incredibly persuasive, but our Friday began in a 7 person group hug on 6th Ave. Then he asked my friend Alyssa out on a date.
• Our ballet teacher decided it would be beneficial for us to skip with a partner, hand in hand, for our grand allegro. Screw technique we all needed a good laugh on a Friday
• We left early from school to go to a Modern dance company audition. On our way our we talked two more girls to come with us. The 7 of us headed out. We arrive at the audition to fill out paperwork. The first question on the list "have you ever belly danced before?" At the same time the choreographer pulls out heels and a belly dancing skirt from her bag. WHAT?? WE ARE AT THE WRONG AUDITION. The 7 of us panic silently. Stay or go? Stay or go? The only experience I have belly dancing is from the Fit TV shows, that I did once, as a joke. We all collectively decided to stick it out, have fun with it. I mean we skipped school for it, why not? 
• Myself and 4 others were hired that Friday as professional belly dancers.
• On the way back to school, I managed to walk directly into a support beam on the subway platform. Face First.
• I went home to watch the Rangers beat the Yankees. The Rangers, who have sucked since I was alive, are now going to the World Series.

I couldn't make this stuff up