I went to the Rockette Open call this morning, alongside every other female over 5'6" in the Manhattan area. No joke, there were more people there than at the SYTYCD audition. After I got cut, I stopped to get a cookie before I got on the train home. This leads up to my finest moment of all time.
I found myself sitting alone on a bench on the F train. My red lipstick smeared while eating my incredibly large slice of cookie cake. Then I found myself awkwardly bouncing to Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise" that had just came on my ipod. Finest moment of all time.
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